Thought No.29

I'm sure you have all been wondering where my American Sweets have got to which I ordered at the beginning of last Month. I initially emailed the Candy Company asking if they knew where it was, they told me to get in touch with the local sorting office to see if it was there. After calling the general enquiries number and trying to battle through their amazing switchboard with absolutely no human operators, I sent my dad over to the sorting office instead.

It turns out it has been mysteriously lost. However, I suspect there was someone at the post office with a sweet tooth. I emailed back the Candy Company explaining the local sorting office had no parcel for me. Here is the body of the email they sent back to me:

"We are very sorry that your parcel has been lost in the post.We will ensure that we re-dispatch your goods today via Parcel Force."

I was pleased with this response, this Emma Baker is the same person that sent me the original email. She seems like a nice person. As soon as I get my parcel I will email back with my gratitude.

However, not out of the woods yet. They sent it yesterday via Parcelforce 48 service. Which means they don't have to deliver it until next week. So I probably will have to retrieve it form somewhere anyway. I am tired of all these delivery companies, why must they deliver during working hours, do they not realise that most of us work too?

Also I may have accidently purchased a MacBook pro from Ciaran O' Brien. However, it is necessary for me to have a decent laptop.

My bank account has been drained this month, not just for the laptop but for the outrageous amount of KFC I have purchased. Although on half the occasions, John Maguire consumed half of the bucket meal.

Jonathon Moore proved last week that I have destroyed my body and rendered it nearly useless. So I have decided to stop eating fast food for a while, as it is expensive anyway. After this weekend, I will be complaining that I am hungry constantly, just to give you a warning in advance.